Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I never said most of the things I said.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

It ain't over till it's over.

It gets late early out there.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.