Saturday, October 07, 2006

calvin & hobbes rules..

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
- Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons p62

The problem with people is that they don’t look at the big picture. Eventually, we’re each going to die, our species will go extinct, the sun will explode, and the universe will collapse. Existence isn’t only temporary, it’s pointless! We’re all doomed, and worse, nothing matters!
- Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat p125

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
- The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p99


I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
- The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes p77

The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
- The Days are Just Packed p137

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p213

Most people don't sleep well next to a hungry tiger.
- The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p214

Our class voted Calvin the "Most likely to be seen on the news some day".

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Hobbes: Did you ask your Mom if you could jump off the roof?
Calvin: Questions I know the answers to I don't need to ask, right?

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